i’m not sure what my deal with lists of 13 is lately, but i seem to be doing an awful lot of them!! anyway, this is my list of favorite movie lines—don’t judge me on the quality of the movie, though. i’m just glad i can remember some of these!! anyway, the list is in no certain order; the movie is just one i totally enjoyed….

1. frankly my dear, i don’t give a damn! (duh!!) — i know i’m probably not supposed to like this movie or the book, but i really, really, really do!! not the mean slavery parts…the love story part!

2. hey, hey! what’s this i see? i thought this was a party. LET’S DANCE!footloose!! — this was like my high school group’s favorite movie. when it came out on LAZER DISC (!!!!) , my buddy robin and i both got our parents to buy a copy and we would dance our tush’s off!!!

3. strange things are afoot at the circle kbill and ted’s excellent adventure —  one of my favorite movies of all time…i still say so-crates and frud (for freud), and call kev a ziggy-piggy when he totally eats too much!! anyway, so i like to use this line when weird things happen–not all the time, of course. i’m not a spaz or anything!!

4. I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted tonapoleon dynamite — call me stupid, but i think this is one of the most romantic lines  in the history of the world!!

5. i just want them to know that they didn’t break mepretty in pink — i love this because andie was the girl from the wrong side of the tracks who got with the perfect boy–andrew mccarthy!!! yummy!!

6. you break his heart, i break your face some kind of wonderful — i absolutely ADORE this movie. and the quote just oozes with teenage angst/unrequited love!!

7. Hey, Goose, you big stud!  That’s me, honey.  Take me to bed or lose me forever.    Show me the way hometop gun; my group of college friends quoted these lines so many times! i wonder why?? 🙂

8. i feel good, i feel great, i feel wonderful… i feel good, i feel great, i feel wonderful… i feel good, i feel great, i feel wonderful… what about bob — this has to be THE greatest comedy ever!! so, bob is some sort of deranged lunatic who follows his therapist on vacation. the therapist gives bob a prescription for a vacation (“a vacation from my PROBLEMS!!” he yells)…and hilarity ensues. i usually resort to this line whenever i’m trying to talk myself into something i’m nervous about!! love it!

9. crazy drunk driverback to the future — i know, i know…of all the quotes in that movie THIS is the one i chose?? well, it’s because i call jake a crazy drunk driver– started because he couldn’t pedal his tricycle straight–and he always walks into me when we’re walking side-by-side somewhere…i just hope  he never actually does drink and drive!!

10. help me obi-wan kenobi; you’re my only hopei’m luke skywalker; i’m here to rescue youstar wars: a new hope— god, i love this movie!! it’s the only one i can quote most of the way through…but here’s my absolute favorite thing to say to someone who asks me if they can help me through some sort of emotional tormoil: not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock! 🙂 — does that not totally rock??!!! i mean seriously???

11. we got no food, no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!” — dumb and dumber — hey, some days everything goes wrong!!! i have to watch this movie again soon…makes me laugh every single time!!

12. in the last couple of years, there’s been 2 movies that have had THE best lines: Enough is enough! I have had it with these m@%&*fing snakes on this m@%&*fing plane!snakes on a plane. as good as this line is to express frustration, it was surpassed by: what the f@&*ing f@&k!!!stepbrothers. truthfully, i have to rewind the movie every time i hear that line because i totally understand that mom’s situation–her entire life-force was being sucked out of her!!! priceless!

and, THE greatest line ever:

13. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. —ferris bueller’s day off.

need i say more???